19
September
2006
September
2006
International Talk Like a Pirate Day0
Random, I know, but:
“Avast, me maties! Today be th’ International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Fer today only, ye lubbers no worthy ‘nough t’ enjoy th’ noble vocation o’ Pirate can join th’ ranks! Firs’ ye’ll need t’ lern t’ talk like a pirate, then find yer pirate name, an’ finally sling back some grog. Be smart aboot it, fer today’s th’ day ninjas fear…ever’one’s a pirate! Arrrr!”
My pirate name is:
Iron Tom Rackham 
A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!